I thought you all might like to see a picture of my future wife...
I love seeing you in that suit that I bought you for your birthday baby, but I'd love to see you in your birthday suit even more.
Now, where did I put that riding crop?
Right this very instant!
Race you to the bedroom?
1, 2, 3...
Is it me or do these ads have a flagrant sexual undertone?
I'll have mine on my rocks...er...I mean the rocks.
My overnight bag is already in the trunk of my car.
Slip into your negligee kitten, I'm running all the stop signs.
Damn, these gals are hot!
Am I a sick man that I find myself attracted to women from vintage ads harking from more than fifty years ago?
I think I may have just answered my own question.
Do they sell time machines on eBay?
Thank God for the internet.