I thought you all might like to see a picture of my future wife...
I love seeing you in that suit that I bought you for your birthday baby, but I'd love to see you in your birthday suit even more.
Now, where did I put that riding crop?
Yes!
I do!
Right this very instant!
Race you to the bedroom?
1, 2, 3...
Go!
Is it me or do these ads have a flagrant sexual undertone?
Umm...yeah.
Wholesome goodness?
I'll have mine on my rocks...er...I mean the rocks.
My overnight bag is already in the trunk of my car.
Slip into your negligee kitten, I'm running all the stop signs.
Damn, these gals are hot!
Am I a sick man that I find myself attracted to women from vintage ads harking from more than fifty years ago?
I think I may have just answered my own question.
Do they sell time machines on eBay?
Thank God for the internet.
1.21 Jigawatts!!!
If you're looking at time machines, just make sure to stay from the Napoleon Dynamite special.
And testicular electrodes don't do a thing, except help you feel a little better.
Posted by: Adam | August 13, 2006 at 05:15 AM
the image: a sparkling swimming pool with a big glamrous foutain in the center spouting Coca-Cola. girls synchronize swimming Esther Williams-style with perfect white chiclet teeth and smudgless lipstick. but here's the clincher - they're mermaids, and the scales are soda can tabs! or soda pop bottle tops? and catfish moustaches fashioned like the logo's swish! or is that just a step too far?
Posted by: ...s... | August 13, 2006 at 05:37 AM
Relax DF, I have one friend who has the hots for Gracie Allen, and another one who has a flapper fetish, especially Bea Arthur dressed as a flapper in the musical "Mame." The latter friend has even borrowed a book from my collecion of vintage sex manuals (not "Sex Without Fear"--that will never leave this house!), that is illustrated with drawings of nude and semi-nude women of the 20s and 30s, wearing cloches, their hair bobbed or in a "Marcel wave." He claims he uses it to jerk off to, though he's careful enough to keep it in a ziploc bag at all times.
Posted by: jsbankston | August 13, 2006 at 03:43 PM
Wait--I think I recognize that model. She's the Countess Aryana von Freberg!
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