It seems I'm getting quite a bit of traffic from my Vh1 appearance.
If you are new to this blog, welcome!
The sidebar/disclaimer reveals more about what you may find, and rest assured you won't come upon too many other blogs that reference Wheelchair Porn, Stool Samples and Muppets.
Often in the same post.
So, enjoy this cornucopia of Freberg. There is much to see, much to click, much to pick and much to choose, so peruse!
Browse the archives, check out the links, amaze your friends, get fired from your job and leave a comment or two telling me how much you love me. Just be sure to leave the comment before you get fired, that way, in case you don't have a computer at home, I can still feel your tender adoration and d-list starfuckery.
Speaking of fucking and getting fired, be sure to check out my NOT SAFE FOR WORK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES blog, Creamsicle.
It's had nearly two hundred thousand visitors in the last ninety days, so I must be doing something right.
Or deeply wrong.
It is sans boobies, safe for work and full of spine tingling tales from my Wonka-esque childhood. Read about how I shit in my pants in front of Dean Martin, wasn't named till I was five, had pool parties with teen idols and started drinking coffee before I could walk.
I need to take some Ginseng now, so I say again...
Welcome aboard the good ship Donavan!
Feel Freberg to drop in anytime.