I didn't know that dolphins could dial phones. And what's the difference between a nature spirit and a fairy? I always thought they were the same thing. Guess I was wrong.
"Have You Seen A Blue Light? Heard rushing water? Flute Music? Buzzing bees?"
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
"Learn to soul travel across all space and time in 12 easy lessons"
Just think of the frequent flier miles I could rack up!
"Preregistration begins this week for the path of the goddess baptismal ceremony, hosted by Shaman Wood Priestess. Events include a Kwan Yin Puja Ocean Light Baptismal Of The Goddess...Contact Dark Raven 2000"
Thank Master Jesus, I've always wanted to go to a Kwan Yin Puja Ocean Light Baptismal Of The Goddess. I've heard that they are a real blast! And Shaman Wood Priestess is such a gracious and fun host. I'm gonna ring up Dark Raven 2000 just as soon as I finish petting my baby unicorn.
My favorite of all though, is a small Christian bible tract inserted in the middle of the magazine with a picture of the crew of the USS Enterprise and the words "Beam Me Up Scotty".
Speaking of "Christian", PLEASE tell me that this is a joke.
You're Watership Down!
by Richard Adams Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're
actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their
assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they
build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd
be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
I was scared I was going to be something depressing like "Catcher In The Rye"...
Messy, Wonderous, Fucked Up, Perfect, Heartbreaking, Joyous Life.
I say, complain.
Feel! Feel! Feel!
And remember, as I said to a blog friend this morning...
Sad though we may feel at times, fun never leaves the building. Fun though we may feel at times, sad never leaves the building. The YIN/YANG pull of life is like a swirly ice cream cone of joyous melancholy. Oh, elusive joy...It is like the sun behind the clouds. Gone from sight, but right there waiting to shine again. Worry not. You are not alone.