I just went out to Linner and had a delicious sandwich-
APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON
TILLAMOOK CHEDDAR CHEESE
SOUDOUGH FROM THE LA BREA BAKERY
Grill and Enjoy!
As I sat there munching happily on the delicious cholesterol bomb before me, a woman walked by the window. She had bright orange hair, day-glow lipstick, and wore a red courdoroy pants-suit. She was smoking a pink cigarette and pushing a shopping cart filled with tweeting canaries.
On the way back to work, I stopped into a store that sold vintage playboys, 60's blacklight posters, 70's fashions and Japanese toy robots. The inside looked like the milk bar from Clockwork Orange.
...Just thought I'd share.