I Just Received The Following E-Mail....
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Both of our profducts will work for you.
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2. Enhajncement Oil - Get stijff as a roick in 60 secxonds!
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WHAT THE FUCK!? Are monkeys now typing junk e-mails?...
...Hey! Just what I have been wanting! A Gizrth Enhjaner for my pefnis!
Will it really get me stijff as a roick in just 60 secxonds?
How long is a secxond anyway? Could be weeks in some alien tongue.
And we all know that rocks are hard, but roicks? They could be as soft as chewing gum.
Maybe I should get some of that exczlusive oil for Maija, I'm sure she has always wanted to have muti-orggazissisms.
But where would I FvIND it, or is that, FINwD it? And who is HERbE? Is he the guy selling this stuff?
This whole thing sounds a little metshoddy to me...